sleepingwithalltimepanic:

hail-meth-smoke-satan:

cuttinguphookers:

bitemehere-touchmethere:

I dont want sex, i want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.

Sex is nice too.

I was honestly expecting this to turn into a demonic sacrifice and now I’m disappointed 

Thank you hail-meth-smoke-satan

khan-locked:

irenecladler:

irenecladler:

To everyone who doesn’t think British stereotypes are accurate,

This week in Science class we are doing an investigation on tea. We have to compare three different teabag types - square, circular and triangle shaped - to see which one makes the strongest tea.

Now that’s what I call

Update: Apparently triangle shaped teabags make the strongest tea.

is that…is that Bagelsugar Crumpetmuffin?

dancingdwarves:

thelionandthellama:

i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules

and

then

there’s

German

students

not

giving

a

single

fuck

have some more: