bussykiller:

answering your boyfriend’s calls like

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greenwithenby:

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

queenentina:

my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming

2013zarry:

do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted

me: look at that dog!
me: look at the moon!
me: look at that cloud!
me: look at the sunset!
me: look at that tree!
me: look at those flowers!
me: look at that leaf!
1337tattoos: “ Nouvelle Rita ”
That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.
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— read that, again. 

things I need to beat into my brain

(via suicideisjustthebeginningg)

sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

barely-kawaii:

12 year old me: I’m never doing drugs!! Drinking underage?? Heck no!! I’m going to remain pure and no funny business until marriage!!

Me now: haha

fivetail: “ ronslaterr: “ myulteriormotive: “ myulteriormotive: “ “The Curse of Aaron Ramsey: Every time Aaron Ramsey has scored a goal, someone famous has died shortly after. ” ” THE CURSE IS REAL ” i cannot believe this ” aaron ramsey for light...
himynameischarl: “Today marks 400yrs since Shakespeare died 🎭📚✅ #shakespeare ”
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